a bar
Chicago, IL
http://www.crocodilechicago.com/
A great man once said, "I dont see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind baby" and I couldn't agree more. Crocodile is a bar where the lovers of hip hop and rap can come together and break it down like a middle school dance. The main floor seems to be laid out for people who mostly want to sit down and enjoy a few drinks. If you're wanting to do just that on a weekend night you won't get to. If you stick your elbows out you're going to hit someone. Now, the downstairs is a different story. Take off your coat because it is time to get a little wild. If you're not feeling the heat get off the dance floor; there are benches along the two walls and a bar for drinks.
Chicago, IL
http://www.crocodilechicago.com/
A great man once said, "I dont see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind baby" and I couldn't agree more. Crocodile is a bar where the lovers of hip hop and rap can come together and break it down like a middle school dance. The main floor seems to be laid out for people who mostly want to sit down and enjoy a few drinks. If you're wanting to do just that on a weekend night you won't get to. If you stick your elbows out you're going to hit someone. Now, the downstairs is a different story. Take off your coat because it is time to get a little wild. If you're not feeling the heat get off the dance floor; there are benches along the two walls and a bar for drinks.
a beer
If you're looking to stay cheap and save some extra cash this probably wont be the place for you. Don't be scared away just yet. If you spend over six dollars you get a free (yes I said free) personal pizza. This PBR tall boy was $4. (the cheapest drink)
a bathroom
If you like the color green and the smell of urinal mints this would be your kind of bathroom. If you don't like the color green you should probably hold it until you get home. Color is such a petty thing, so lets talk about the important details of this bathroom. Is that water on the floor? I sure hope so. This is your chance to be nostalgic and play hot lava. Get excited, because you will be tip toeing your way around phantom liquids from toilet to sink. Want to wash your hands? Sure, go ahead. Want to dry your hands? Nope, sorry you can't. It's first come first serve at crocodile when it comes to bathroom paper towels.
If you like the color green and the smell of urinal mints this would be your kind of bathroom. If you don't like the color green you should probably hold it until you get home. Color is such a petty thing, so lets talk about the important details of this bathroom. Is that water on the floor? I sure hope so. This is your chance to be nostalgic and play hot lava. Get excited, because you will be tip toeing your way around phantom liquids from toilet to sink. Want to wash your hands? Sure, go ahead. Want to dry your hands? Nope, sorry you can't. It's first come first serve at crocodile when it comes to bathroom paper towels.
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